I have not been eating fried scorpions because I don't like to eat things that scare me. What if it wasn't really dead when I ate it and it ended up terrozing my spleen? I'd be so mad at myself - and the scorpion.
Spleen, schpleen. They are wayyyy overrated anyway. I'm sure there is a market nearby that sells new spleens. Be sure to try the bird spit nest soup while you are there too. Be brave, go native!
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Have you been eating deep fried scorpions again?!?
I would also like to add that that was the best headline ever!
I have not been eating fried scorpions because I don't like to eat things that scare me. What if it wasn't really dead when I ate it and it ended up terrozing my spleen? I'd be so mad at myself - and the scorpion.
Spleen, schpleen. They are wayyyy overrated anyway. I'm sure there is a market nearby that sells new spleens. Be sure to try the bird spit nest soup while you are there too. Be brave, go native!
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