News - Canadian style

Things I learned from the paper this morning:

1. There is a new drink called Slow Cow -it's like if Red Bull suddenly went all zen and started to do yoga and buy organic berries. (it's a relaxation drink and the logo is a lumpy cow - which, awesome)
2. Canadians are into perfecting the art of napping on a toilet
3. A beach bum will be directing the Opening Ceremony
4. Mandy Patinkin weighs 175 pounds.

That's it - I'm taking out a subscription to Globe and Mail when I get back to Milwaukee. This is the best paper ever!