chipmunk done lost his mind

I have a frequent visitor to my patio. It's a slightly deranged chipmunk that comes to hang out all the time.

No, seriously. All. The. Time.

I don't know if he's just hear to hang out with the gnomes or if my patio is somehow his safehouse for his stash of chipmunk crack OR - if he comes for the spicy pistachios I chuck out at him every once in awhile. Might be the nuts....  hmm..... anyway, all day long, that little 'munk will scamper along my door rail, climb my screen door, circle my gnomes, veg out, read 50 Shades of Grey (chipmunks have needs too).

But yesterday, my little "special" friend was being extra special. Observe.

 

(this is a 40 second clip of something that went on for an HOUR)